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22 October 2007

The end of summer

Looking forward to catching up on some blogging, I had a great summer this year and it is now starting to get cold outside which means I will have more time to bore you with my blog posts about nothing that really matters in this world. To be honest I hate the cold weather with a passion and like going out in skimpy outfits and sun bathing by the pool, but now it is time to throw on the winter coat. Had a blast at waterparks and movie theaters this year and shopping around town and dining with friends on patios of our favorite restaurants. So now you know how I spent my summer, how did your summer go and what did you do?

17 August 2007

New strip club in Huntsville

I’m in love with a stripper. I have to admit it. She is gorgeous, and if she’d have me I would keep her happy and half naked at home dancing every night. Today she informed me that she is going to a new strip club that is opening in Huntsville Alabama. It’s going to be called Kitty’s Cabaret Strip Club in Huntsville.

I have been told that they are moving the plush velvet couches into a new VIP lapdance room, and I will be there on the opening weekend to see Jackie showing her big boobs and dancing and grinding the night away. From what I’ve heard this will be one of the nicest and biggest titty bars in Alabama. I can’t wait!

Jackie says the grand opening and her first week is September 6th - 9th. I can’t wait to check this place out, I’ve heard they have LA style vip skyboxes where we could enjoy girl on girl shows. Apparently the girls in Huntsville don’t get totally nude, so it’s the kind of place I can bring some friends and have a good time.

10 May 2007

men might exercise for sex

I came across this article at an adult news site talking about recent scientific studies showing that exercise will help men have better prostate health which leads to better, longer and more fulfilling sex. It is really quite funny. Think about it. As noted in the article, exercise can help prevent heart disease, memory loss, and even colon cancer. I beleive these benefits have been known for some time, yet how many men are rigorisly trying to exercise regularly? I do however believe if it becomes common knowledge that men who exercise get better hard ons and perform better in bed, then there will be many more men finding a way to get some more exercise in thier lives.

Of course I would sweeten the pot if I found that regular exercise would bring about more stamina and harder erections, I would offer an anonymous menage a trois to my lover for keeping an exercise regimen going, that would definitely keep him at the gym more often. Now if we can only get more women to make this offer, the country would have better fit men, and more sex. Time to look into a membership at the local swingers club now, what a great idea!

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